In case everyone hasn’t seen it yet, here’s a list of every Bart Simpson chalkboard quote since the show’s debut in 1989, put together by the folks at CableTV.com just in time for The Simpsons 500th Episode. (There are only 288 of them because a lot of fresh episodes apparently recycled old chalkboard-writing sequences.)
To see this list full size, click on the image and then scroll to the bottom, float your mouse over the bottom right corner and click on the 4-arrow icon that appears.
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